I was teaching a fitness class the other day and noticed that my pectoralis major muscles are getting pretty defined, especially at their insertion point (Geeky anatomy terminology). I was showing this to my mother, and we started talking about muscles, then all of a sudden, it was a discussion about breast implants. After I assured her of my stance on that (I'm totally against it--for me anyway) she said,
"Well I don't know why anyone would want them in the first place. Who wants to walk around like a pigeon all day?"
Remember my mother is foreign, so pigeon is pronounced pee-john. Hilarioius.